Important life advice learned the hard way

"CB" (jrcb) 01/31/2017 at 17:09 • Filed to: Advice from Uncle CB

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Try as you might, you can’t outrun a fart on a treadmill.

bob and john > CB 01/31/2017 at 17:17

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I question your ability to live when i am not around to supervise you.

TheHondaBro > CB 01/31/2017 at 17:17

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Confucius say:

You cannot outrun a fart on a treadmill.

CB > bob and john 01/31/2017 at 17:19

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This is some old advice from when I was working out with my buddy a few years ago. We were on the treadmills together, had some bad gas, turned to him and said “you can’t outrun a fart on a treadmill”. He thought it was hilarious until the smell caught up to him.

And I can live just fine, thank you.

bob and john > CB 01/31/2017 at 17:20

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ramen and hungry man meals is not living :P

CB > bob and john 01/31/2017 at 17:21

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Well, I’m back living at home, so I’m good for food.

Got a new diet plan, too, so I can finally gain some weight.

TheHondaBro > bob and john 01/31/2017 at 17:24

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I’ve done that for a couple of weeks in college. I learned the hard way that my food budget can run out quickly.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > TheHondaBro 01/31/2017 at 17:25

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So that’s what the C in CB stands for!

Keep Oppo philosophical leader  

TheHondaBro > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 01/31/2017 at 17:26

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But if he’s Confucius, why is his avatar the Japanese flag?

*hides*

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CB 01/31/2017 at 17:34

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Same goes for kitchens.

CB > TheHondaBro 01/31/2017 at 17:40

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We’ve been over what my avatar is.

I’m coming for you. And your Mustang. And delicious food.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > CB 01/31/2017 at 17:41

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Life changing advice.

CB > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 01/31/2017 at 17:41

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Fun fact: I did terrible in 50% of my philosophy classes in university. Granted, I only had two, but still.

Man, Moral Reasoning was a terrible class.

TheHondaBro > CB 01/31/2017 at 17:41

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https://pacoup.com/2011/06/12/list-of-true-169-resolutions/

Pyrochazm > CB 01/31/2017 at 18:33

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Truer words have never been spoken.

Also- you can never escape the stench if you just farted into PVC rain gear. It’s like farting into a balloon then it gets released right by your face every time you move.

ttyymmnn > CB 01/31/2017 at 19:21

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Carlin’s Corollary: If there are two people in an elevator, and one of them farts, everybody knows who did it.

E90M3 > CB 01/31/2017 at 20:32

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Yeah, when it was a square avatar, now it’s just an off-centered Japanese flag.